10. August 2017

-Bagpipes playing in background- Thank you for helping people stay trim , stave off type 2 diabetes, and be their best version. Your organs (good parts) will revive other units and make the fitness equipment world better than when you left. -21 gun salute- -fade to black-

02. August 2017

There's something cathartic about pitching, literally, a ton of exercise equipment. It's like the world feels lighter or something.